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[Feb. 8th, 2009|10:08 pm] |
OH MY GOD I HAVE A WORKING COMPUTER
Let's hope it doesn't crash in two weeks like the last two. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 23rd, 2008|08:19 am] |
My computer died a month ago. :(
And my external. :(((
It really sucks losing your entire internet history when you're as sentimental as I am.
I will be getting a nicer computer eventually, but still, it's made me very very sad. At least it gave me a good excuse to stay away from lj during the election. I didn't vote for Obama because I'm totally against that level of redistribution of wealth and he will kill business... but I'm ok with him winning. I think he'll be great for morale all over the planet. Politics has its cycles just like everything else, and maybe it's time for something else. The 'change' mantra kind of scares me because I despise the idea that ANY change is good... but whatever. I am so over politics right now.
In other news... lemme give a shoutout to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) crystalplumage, who still can't stop talking about me. Hi bb! I still have google alerts and it still tells me when you post about me. I also still meet people as a result of your/Zedd's/Vox's/whoever's trolling, and sometimes we friend each other. Doesn't mean there's a conspiracy! I wouldn't subject myself to reading your journal unless you posted about me, as your ridiculous writing is actually physically painful. Unfortunately I find all of my stalkers hilarious and can't stop myself from reading when you do post about me. I know we have that in common.  |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 9th, 2008|07:54 pm] |
Gas is $2.95! Also I found out that I owe $3500 less on my car loan than I thought, making me feel much less screwed over. |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 20th, 2008|02:54 am] |
LOL-I just watched my chinchilla Taint eat a beetle. It was running by and she casually picked it up and swallowed it. The way she did it makes me sure she's done it before. She's so psycho. Chinchillas are supposed to be vegetarians, though I've heard they'll eat insects in the wild. My other one is scared of bugs, though - if she sees one she barks. Last time I know of that the mean one (Taint) saw a bug, she tried to stomp on it like it was one of those mushrooms in super mario (cue some nerd commenting with the name ;))
I started working from home last Thursday. Since I have 4 hours less of driving a week, I thought I would have all this extra time...but I don't, at all. For some reason I've been spending less than an hour a day on my computer besides work, which is barely time to read my friends list, much less comment. Since I have all these tabs open with things I intend to read in depth and comment on, my tab count is back up to 92. I was down in the 30s, which is really good for me. Ugh. I've been playing with the baby a lot and doing a lot of housework, which is good I guess.
OH YEAH, I FOUND TWO BABY MICE IN THE HOUSE. Ugh. The mother's dead in the wall. I heard her scratching and it started to stink. The babies went to the Minnesota wildlife rehab place. I gave a donation too because I felt like an idiot bringing in field mice, but I just couldn't kill them. I don't know how the former owner lived 40 years with all the fucking bugs and even mice in the house and didn't seal anything up. |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 9th, 2008|03:39 am] |
It's 4 am and I'm not even close to sleeping. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I'm bipolar, if you can be bipolar with absolutely no mood swings.
So far I've found two mice and countless bugs in the new house. Two earthworms also crawled in under the front door. We've gone through a few tubes of caulk and are still doing more. I don't know how the previous owners lived like that for 40 years. I'm still waiting for my wraiths, crystalplumage!
Omg, and I finally have my work-from-home computer. Hopefully after tomorrow, I'll only have to go in one day a week. omgomgomg. Right now I'm spending $400/month on gas, so this would help a lot.
Baby always looks so serious. He says 'caca' 'mama' 'papa' 'teta (teat)' 'carro' 'agua' and 'what's this'. 'Mama caca teta' is his favorite sentence, so it's a good thing there aren't many hispanics around here. |
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| nasa is trying to steal my ideas |
[Aug. 30th, 2008|03:21 am] |
Whois details for 128.158.211.56
OrgName: National Aeronautics and Space Administration
OrgID: NASA
Address: IS05/Office of the Chief Information Officer
City: MSFC
StateProv: AL
PostalCode: 35812
Country: US
NetRange: 128.158.0.0 - 128.158.255.255
CIDR: 128.158.0.0/16
NetName: MSFC-NET
NetHandle: NET-128-158-0-0-1
Parent: NET-128-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: MSFCNS2.MSFC.NASA.GOV
NameServer: MSFCNS4.MSFC.NASA.GOV
Comment:
RegDate: 1986-09-24
Updated: 2003-05-07
Also, someone (not me) labeled audacian as 'asshole fuckhead audacian'. I love ljtoys. |
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| looney toons |
[Aug. 26th, 2008|03:20 am] |
Hello livegournal!
We bought a house, pics will be posted someday. It's in Shoreview, and local pranksters consistently remove the 'S'. Hilarity and $500 rewards ensue.
McCain's newest endorsement - DADDY YANKEE!!!:
Ayala was also asked what his song “Gasolina” was about. With a smile and a laugh, he was right on message.
“It’s about energy independence,” Ayala said.
So...what did I miss? Anything interesting? |
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| tqc_drama tags |
[May. 11th, 2008|04:10 am] |
# suprisesex[sic] only shows up to be a bitch - 1 use
# surprisesex doesn't know how to let thin[sic] - 1 use
# surprisesex is predictible[sic] - 2 uses
# surprisesex has ringworm - 2 uses
# surprisesex only shows up to be a bitch - 2 uses |
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| tila tequila |
[Apr. 29th, 2008|11:34 pm] |
Hypothetical situation:
Your husband names your boobs Tila and Tequila. Grounds for divorce? |
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| book meme |
[Apr. 28th, 2008|08:31 pm] |
What we have here is the top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing’s users. As in, they sit on the shelf to make you look smart or well-rounded.
Bold the ones you've read, underline the ones you read for school, italicize the ones you started but didn't finish.
Here's the twist: add (*) beside the ones you liked and would (or did) read again or recommend. Even if you read 'em for school in the first place.
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| when rfjason got trolled |
[Apr. 23rd, 2008|04:49 pm] |
A long long time ago, someone made a troll journal called sphinges. sphinges friended a bunch of people, and many friended him back. One day sphinges read an entry rfjason made about how he was planning a surprise party for his girlfriend, and telling his friends list not to tell her. sphinges hatched an evil plan. He posted a comment in rfjason's girlfriend's journal saying "I don't want to have to be the one to tell you, but I thought you should know" with a link to the post in rfjason's journal that she was of course filtered out of.
You know in movies how sometimes they trick the bad guy into revealing a secret by pretending to tell the secret? This was pretty much like that. Upon seeing an entry she was denied access to, like any woman, she of course suspected the worst. I'm not sure exactly how he got out of the situation but this was the aftermath:
fuck you for almost fucking up my gf's birthday, you stupid cunt.
Is this a case of 'can dish it out but can't take it'?
p.s. I was totally going to donate to his legal fund but my husband someone said they'd divorce me if I did. This is why. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 30th, 2008|05:28 pm] |
Check out my nephew's natural fauxhawk:
He always has that. What a little rock star. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 25th, 2008|02:53 am] |
crystalplumage:
I will make this simple for you. Here is what happened to me.
1. Random trolls started commenting to me because I am a republican.
2. I figured out that they were all linked to lonelytravis.
3. I asked around and found out that they were probably Nick Zedd and someone named Harry S. (vox)
4. They pretend to be other people. They want to confuse you and that is why they are pretending to be me. They pretend you're one of them to me as well. This is what they do to everyone. Sometimes they pretend to not be them, but it's always extremely unconvincing.
5. I have been in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) jrock_wank for a very long time. I joined to read a post that someone linked to but I do not read the community on a regular basis. I did the same thing for seance_circle. I have been in linguaphiles for a very long time. Look, here I am commenting in linguaphiles in 2006.
6. If you know who that bitch zhzhblyad is, please tell me because I don't want her on my friends list.
7. njyoder is not a mod of stupid_free, or their sock puppet. He is a real person.
8. I am not stalking you. Are you kidding me? You posted about me first. Google alerts altered me, because that is what it does.
9. I would rather not make posts like this in my journal when it could be a conversation if I weren't banned from your journal after I made two comments defending myself.
10. I really don't give a fuck if you know my ip. Here is my ip: [CENSORED DUE TO FAGGINESS]
11. They type using stupid capital letters randomly. I do not.
12. They delete their comments. I do not.
13. They link to other posts. I do not, unless relevant, and then I use html instead of a reply to link.
14. They do not make sense. I do.
15. They do not participate on lj in a normal manner. I do.
16. They name drop people I don't know and don't care about. I do not.
17. They post months later to irrelevant posts. I do not.
njyoder is on your friends list ?!
And youre on every comm they are on,when they were one of the biggest
trolls there was ... you think youre fooling peeps but hey,isnt njyoder
the alternate personality of one of the OWNERS AND MODS of stupid_free ?!? yah, it is BAH HA !! youre a complete fake and
troll !! and now youre on jrock wank!?! As if you know ANYTHING about
jrock ...at all..?!
Trying to get info to stalk me SOME MORE ?! Those werent on your flist
like a week ago TURD
And too bad everything on there is lies told by 16 year olds
anyway..their asses BURN that i really did go to japan all those times to
see bands,and they DIDNT.. BAH HA !! Try posting about me on jrock wank
..they are not allowed..didntyou know that .A band actually c0mplained to
lj for them to SHUT UP ABOUT ME,as it was all LIES . so jokes on you
TROLL !!
what a joke !!
Subject: periphery
http://st-ephen.livejournal.com/profile
http://recommendation.livejournal.com/profile I "film maker"..yeh,sure
you are.. http://cynica.livejournal.com/profile
http://realestate.livejournal.com/profile
http://pedram.livejournal.com/profile
http://scottrossi.livejournal.com/profile awww,,geee,,hes pals with
popFARTagenda..what a shock !
http://users.livejournal.com/_themaninblack_/profile
http://rfjason.livejournal.com/profile
real bright this bunch .. hows that fat sack of shit zhzhblyad, and her
welfare fuck BF doin ? Have they saved up enough for a new trailer yet ?
DUUHH
I mean her response to my mentioning her as being *maybe* one of pharmasees fake LJs, was a bit disproportionate to everything ....
But i am thinking its revjen now..
Not sure,but its one of them .
I think so ...so she doth protest too much .
I also think that a few on her flist are part of the old zhahblyad crowd with new fake ljs.I think i even know which one zhzhblyad is.. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 24th, 2008|11:35 am] |
Telling Strange Prayers (grace_in_spades) replied to your LiveJournal post
in which you said:
> I had a very awkward conversation with my dad when J****n and I were
> visiting last weekend....
Their reply was:
lj drama and the rest of the negativity in your life feeds the evil that
is seen inn this very entry. you can call me crazy to propose that but if
you really hated what was done to your father, you'd spend your time
feeding something other than hate. you're a victim.
Does anyone understand what this bitch is blathering on about? |
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| my fucked up family |
[Mar. 23rd, 2008|01:56 am] |
I had a very awkward conversation with my dad when J****n and I were visiting last weekend.
My dad's dad was a cunt to him. He was mentally abusive. My dad told me about how he first started attempting suicide at 10. He would take a shotgun and stick it in his mouth, but he could never pull the trigger. He thinks the only thing that saved his life was the fact that his mother was so good.
About a month ago, my brother told me that my dad's oldest sister had told her son that my grandpa always thought my dad was not his son. Follow that? Ok. Apparently my grandpa got really mad when my grandma started selling Avon, and thought she was having an affair with a Nett Lake Indian. He thought my dad WAS 3/4ths INDIAN. Oh come on. My dad looks exactly like his dad and all his brothers. He DOES NOT look 3/4ths Indian. He doesn't even look 1/4th, which he actually is (his mother was the product of an affair).
But anyway, my dad was VERY ANGRY that no one had told him. I'd known about it for a week or two and would have told him, but wasn't sure when to do it, or if it was a good idea. His siblings all apparently thought it should be hidden from him. His whole life he's believed he was stupid and worthless and everything his dad told him. It was so horrible seeing him crying about it, and his feelings of betrayal because his siblings never told him. Now his dad's dead and nothing can be done about it - although he said if he'd known earlier he'd have punched his dad in the face. So that could be bad.
Ugh. But despite all that, I feel like I'm coming out of my permanent depression a bit. I'm not sure what it is. I've been depressed my whole life and never medicated, but sometimes I'm more depressed than others. It's never a sad depression; it's just apathy and lack of energy. At one point, it seemed like a huge deal for me to walk down to get the mail. Now I feel pretty good. I think lj drama invigorates me.
SERIOUSLY MOST EMO ENTRY I'VE EVER MADE ENOUGH OF THAT
A link to the oft_wank writeup of some hilarious trolling by a master troll, from a long time ago. But still hilarious.
Three whom God should not have created: Persians, Jews, and Flies; just for Peddie. |
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| DMX on Barack Obama |
[Mar. 18th, 2008|01:26 am] |
Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!
Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.
I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.
Source
Thanks, eagon. |
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